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MENTION THE WORDS “BUSH” AND “DAUGHTER” AND THE WILD TWINS OF THE PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY, JENNA AND BARBARA MAY COME TO MIND. JENNA, THE WANNABE SCHOOL TEACHER TOPS THE CLASS, AND NOT SURPRISINGLY GIVEN HER HISTORY OF UNDERAGE DRINKING, DRUNKENNESS AND PARTY GIRL BEHAVIOUR. THANK GOD FOR THE FLOATING PAPARAZZI, WHO HAVE CAPTURED UPSKIRTS, NIPPLE SLIPS AND COUNTLESS OTHER GAFFS ON BEHALF OF THE FIRST DAUGHTER!

Why is Jenna Bush famous? Well to start with, her family is perhaps the most powerful on the planet, with two Presidents and one Governor among them. As one of the twin daughters of the “Leader of the Free World”, Jenna’s misfortunes, adventures and wild child antics have been the subject of many a photographers lens and many a tabloid publications astounding revelations !

Until a year ago, the rebellious Bush teens (especially Jenna), had exclusive tabloid fodder rights. Then the daughter of Jeb Bush, Governor of Florida, became entangled in a nefarious act that involved a forged prescription. Thank goodness then for Lauren Bush, a genuine breath of fresh air in the current Bush generation. Lauren is also a fashion model with a bright future ahead of her.

America’s First Daughter, Jenna, is at the centre of a new scandal after she was caught dirty dancing in a New York club. The socialite, who has been criticized for her partying and boozing ways, was celebrating a friend’s bachelor party at hip club Nerveana when a sneaky cameraman captured footage of Bush down on all fours, showing off her thong as dancers looked on in disbelief. While it has been reported that the unnamed snapper is now selling his footage to the highest bidders, there is actually NO evidence that such a tape even exists..

So, Jenna Bush in very high spirits at a bachelorette party should not come as any surprise to any of us. Reports have it also that, luckily for Jenna, the cameraman missed “the high point … Jenna on all fours doing ‘the butt dance’ – and doing it very well – as guys were ogling her thong,” said our source. Club patrons do the suggestive dance when the deejay plays the 1988 hit “Da Butt,” by E.U. The President’s blond daughter arrived at NerveAna, a ’90s-themed lounge on Varick Street, at 10:30 p.m. on a Friday in April with several other pretty young things in a battered old blue minivan. Sources said it was Jenna’s third visit to the club, which features replicas of Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress and O.J. Simpson’s white Bronco. Jenna, who plans to teach school in D.C., wore jeans, moccasin boots and a midriff-baring, satiny blue top. She lit up a cigarette “and she was very polite when she was told she’d have to go outside to smoke,” said our source. Before leaving at 3:30 a.m., Jenna and her pals gamely joined a conga line and danced around the club.

Now although we don’t have, nor have we seen, this by now infamous “ghost” video, we do have some VERY revealing footage of our young Jenna – slipping a nipple, drunk on the floor and a neat little series showing the family generation builder whilst she changes her panties at the beach – don’t miss grabbing these “weapons of mass destruction” from our members area while you can ! They are HOT HOT HOT !

Kylie Minogue is infamous for her skimpy, almost-there clothing – especially in her hot music videos and even hotter live performances. We have the ultimate gaff for Kylie fans !! As she leans forward, thrusting her hips, belting out a tune, the side of her VERY short pantsuit outfit flares out – revealing a VERY tight and VERY Brazilian neat little pussy !!! Woo-hoo !!!

We have also dug up her amazing tongue-and-all pash with ex Spice Girl, Geri Haliwell (Ginger Spice). It’s so hot is smolders still !! In the MASSIVE picture gallery, you will find loads of shots of Kylie upskirts, topless holiday shots, nipple slips, getting close with sister Danni, wearing see through tops and so much more, cataloguing her entire career from the Australian beginnings on soap hit “Neighbours” and Stock, Aitken and Waterman’s original manufactured pop hit, “Locomotion”, to worldwide recognition and strings of number one hit records.

The shelf life of a pop-star  particularly a manufactured one is brief at the best of times. Hah, you may scoff, as you remember the gold lame hot-pants the pint-sized Ozzie popstrel wore in her Spinning Around video but it’s true. After a 14+ year musical career, few people have the wide-eyed look of the first-timer about them that Kylie does, a look which has helped her amass a reported 13 million fortune. Born in Melbourne on May 28, 1968, to a Welsh mother and accountant father, Kylie Minogue hitched a ride on the fame bus at a very early age. As a nipper she was appearing on Australian TV shows, but it wasn’t until 1985, when she won the part of Charlene in the Aussie soap opera Neighbours that things really started happening.

Some credit must be given to the singer’s then boyfriend, INXS frontman Michael Hutchence, who is believed to have been instrumental in Kylie’s metamorphosis into SexKylie, as the music papers soon dubbed her. Britain’s adopted daughter was growing up in public. Michael, when asked what was his favorite memory of dating Kylie Minogue, was quoted as saying, “Corrupting her” !!!!!

You could call Kylie the comeback kid, but for many people the Antipodean beauty never went away. In 2002, her double-platinum album Fever featuring the hit single Can’t Get You Out Of My Head broke the US market and opened the singer up to a new audience who won’t remember her Charlene days.

WE HAVE EVE FROM THE RUFF RYDERS IN ACTION IN THIS HOT SEX TAPE ! THE HIP-HOP RAPPER, FORMERLY EVE JIHAN JEFFERS ISN’T THE ONLY INDIVIDUAL THAT CAN MAKE A SEX TAPE AND SHE HAS NOW FOUND HERSELF IN THE ILLUSTRIOUS COMPANY OF PARIS HILTON, PAMELA ANDERSON, GENA LEE NOLIN, NICOLE LENZ ET AL AS THE NEXT IN LINE TO HAVE THEIR VERY OWN SEX TAPE FLOATING AROUND THE WORLD WIDE WEB !!

Rappers and celebrities in general have a hard time with hiding their personal lives, but that comes with the territory – if they make their living (and generally obscene livings by most people’s comparisons) from us the public, ANYTHING they do is publicly newsworthy and up for grabs. Eve, the self described pit bull in a dress, is making news now for all the wrong reasons. The rapper turned actress is said to be crazy mad because her home made sex tape she made has now leaked to us and others on the internet.

The 30-second video (and we have ALL the variations !!) shows her then boyfriend, producer Stevie J using a sex toy and is dated 20 November 1999. Even though there is no actual intercourse on the footage, the clip features Eve and her ex getting it on using a sex toy. Her ex’s face is covered by her arm but there is a moment when Eve’s face is clearly visible for all to see.

A spokesperson for the 27 year-old ex-stripper and star of the UPN show “Eve” has already issued a statement attacking its leak – the tape was made “years ago with her boyfriend of over two years,” it says. “The fact that a private moment is being made public is a violation, and we would hope that people would respect her privacy as they would their own.” Too bad as a public figure her life becomes public property – if you are buying her records, you NEED to know all about this to be able to make a completely informed decision !

The tape is hot, and we have a version to music, the original and also a size-enhanced to maximize your pleasure !

Paris Hilton Sex Tape

Hollywood socialite Paris Hilton is speaking out about the sex tape she made with her ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon that’s making rounds on the Internet. In a statement issued to The Associated Press, Paris Hilton said she was in an intimate relationship and never thought the video she made with Salomon would become public. “I feel embarrassed and humiliated, especially because my parents and the people who love me have been hurt,” Paris Hilton said in the statement. Paris Hilton made the homemade video with then-boyfriend Salomon three years ago. Snippets have been sent to various media outlets and have popped up on the Internet. Lawsuits from three different parties have resulted since word of the sex tape surfaced. Last week, Salomon filed a $10 million slander suit against Paris Hilton, her parents and publicist. In the suit, he claims Paris Hilton, 22, and her family have waged a “cold, calculated and malicious campaign to portray Salomon as a rapist” to protect her image. Salomon said Paris Hilton, her parents and their publicist “implied to the press” that Paris Hilton was incapacitated and was therefore sexually assaulted during the 35-minute video. Instead, he said Hilton “posed and preened”‘ during the video, said “hi” to the camera and even interrupted sex to answer her cell phone.

LET ME SEE PARIS GET FUCKED LIKE AN ANIMAL

Pamela Andersons’s most widely recognized camera appearance is probably the tape of her and Tommy Lee engaging in sexual acts. The homemade video was allegedly stolen from their house in 1995 and was promptly distributed on the internet. It shows scenes of their sailing holiday, with Pam sucking Tommy’s dick on the way there, then taking a skinny dip once they are out on the boat.

She then masturbates herself while sitting on the top deck, and after awhile Tommy comes over and fucks her. Pam then proceeds to suck Tommy’s cock for awhile, before the tape ends with some close-up shots of Pamela’s pussy getting pounded by Tommy Lee.

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AHHHH, HALLE BERRY, THE BABE WHO HAS ENTHRALLED MILLIONS. WHO CAN EVER FORGET THE “BODY OF CENTURY” SHOWING OFF HER AMAZING TITS IN SWORDFISH, OR WHO CAN FORGET HER AMAZING SEX SCENES WITH BILLY BOB THORNTON WHEN SHE ONE THE OSCAR FOR MONSTERS BALL? WE CAN’T – AND WE HAVE IT FOR YOU TO DOWNLOAD AND KEEP FOREVER !!!

That’s right, we have ALL the hot stuff – full on sex scenes with anal and all – neatly edited so you get right to the good stuff !!! Not only do we have OVER 50 megabytes of edited and cut video of the highest quality, but we have a enormous picture gallery that must be seen to be believed !! Everything from movie stills to buff action shots to red carpet appearances to her modeling days to her showing off her athletic bod !! Amazing hot stuff is Halle Berry !!!

Halle Maria Berry was born August 14, 1966, in Cleveland. Halle’s father, walked out on her family when she was only four years old. Although living in a single parent household was somewhat tough; Halle’s mom managed to move the family out of the inner city neighborhood and into the suburbs of Cleveland. Because the neighborhood was predominantly white, Halle and her sister were treated cruelly because of their dark skin. Determined not to let the color of her skin get the better of her, Halle made it a point to make friends, while her dream of becoming an actress had already begun to surface. By the time Halle reached high school, she was a cheerleader, an honor society member, editor of the school paper, and class president. Not surprisingly, she was crowned her high school’s prom queen.

In 1983, when she was only 17 years old, Halle’s boyfriend at the time entered her name in the Miss Teen Ohio beauty pageant. Once again, it’s no surprise that Halle got to wear the crown in that competition. But it didn’t stop there, Halle won many other high-profile competitions, including Miss Teen All American, Miss USA and Miss World. Once she was done raking in points by winning pageant after pageant, Halle continued her education at Cleveland’s Cuyahoga Community College in 1986, studying broadcast journalism Unfortunately, Halle didn’t complete her degree — she left the program to pursue a more glamorous career in modeling, and started studying acting in Chicago. Although Halle auditioned for soap opera and drama guru Aaron Spelling for a part in Charlie’s Angels and didn’t get the part, Spelling encouraged Halle to pursue her dreams of being an actress.

Halle picked up and moved to Manhattan, where she immediately landed her first TV gig called Living Dolls. Although the show was short-lived, Halle was more determined than ever to become a great actress Halle got her first big break in 1989, when Spike Lee cast her as a crack-addicted woman in Jungle Fever, starring opposite Samuel L. Jackson. She was so determined to execute the role perfectly those Halle actually interviewed real addicts and stopped bathing ten days before filming the racially charged film. Soon after that, Halle reverted back to television and had a recurring role on the popular nighttime soap opera, Knots Landing, in 1991. But the big screen was Halle’s goal and she soon landed another part, this time playing the exotic girlfriend of Damon Wayans in the film The Last Boy Scout, which also starred Bruce Willis.As with her Jungle Fever role, Halle delved into this role wholeheartedly, so much so that she convinced a Hollywood strip-club owner to let her dance on stage.

In 1993, Halle landed a starring role opposite none other than the comedy man himself, Eddie Murphy in Boomerang. This is the same year that she met, fell in love with, and married Atlanta Braves right fielder David Justice. Unfortunately, the marriage was short-lived and they divorced a few years later But on a happier note, Halle became engaged to soul singer Eric Benet in 1999, and eventually married the R&B singer and actor in 2001. It was her riveting big-screen role as an illiterate addict who abandons her child in a garbage can in Losing Isaiah that shot Halle’s star up high. She decided to take a lighter acting job after that and starred in the 1994 movie The Flintstones. Unfortunately for Halle, she missed the role of a lifetime when she passed up the lead in the film Speed, which ultimately worked wonders for Sandra Bullock’s career.

More recently, Halle starred in the live film adaptation of the cartoon strip X-Men, as Storm/Ororo Munroe – along with fellow mutants Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and Famke Janssen — and she presently makes a whopping $2.5 million for each film role she accepts. She has also returned to modeling, as a spokesperson for Revlon. Because Halle was diagnosed with diabetes not too long ago, she is an avid volunteer of the Juvenile Diabetes Association. Unfortunately, Halle made headlines when she was charged with a hit and run in 2000, and pleaded no contest — the judge ordered her to perform 200 hours of community service. She also made the news when she was allegedly paid a $500,000 bonus to reveal her breasts in a scene in 2001′s hacker film, Swordfish.

Audiences can see more of Halle in the film Monster’s Ball, in her critically acclaimed portrayal of a death row convict’s wife. Halle received the 2002 SAG award for Best Actress in Monster’s Ball and made history at the Oscars as the first black actress to receive a Best Actress Academy Award. Her Oscar triumph has cemented her as an A-list actress But this doesn’t mean there’s no room for action blockbusters; Halle will appear in the second installment of what looks like an X-Men franchise, set for a 2003 release, and as Jinx in the next James Bond film, Die Another Day. Halle has accomplished much fame and fortune in her professional career, but it’s evident that she’s going to be around for quite a long time.

The lovely Ms. Berry will go down as a beauty for the ages, forget her sex-addicted ex-husband, this woman has more than enough to keep any 20 hot-blooded males going for a lifetime – long live the “Body of the Century” – get in and download ALL of her today !!!

The tape that was never supposed to hit the net, the Jordan Capri Hardcore Honeymoon Sex Tape! See the hot Lightspeed Babe Jordan Capri, get a mouthful of cock from her new husband. There’s only one tape out there that show’s Jordan Capri in hardcore action and that’s the Jordan Capri Hardcore Honeymoon Sex Tape. What are you waiting for?

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